y is my legs so long its hard to drive one of these things

Ahhh.... This is the best hemorrhoid cushion I've ever used.

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"i should smack lord right now, but im too disgusted by him >_> my god, sticking a peice of paper in my mouth?! its almost as bad as rape =/" - Demoinai

It's time for.. a SMACKDOWN!

Will never teleport again! Where are my TOES?

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Why not trying your life in EASY MODE first?

I hate using public toilets. I cant get one or two solid plonks like normal people, instead its this spitle spatle of hundreds of pellets.... And yes! Toilet paper! Good thing too, I won't have to use an ear again.

Imma find a churro large enough to ride and sail it into space 9,9

NOM

*scratches chin* hmm.. It appears that my left eye is stuck in one position looking toward the far left. Maybe if I tie a rope around it and hook the other end on Jim Bob's trailer hitch, position my head so my eye is looking in the opposite direction of the truck and then get him to drive forward..

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"i should smack lord right now, but im too disgusted by him >_> my god, sticking a peice of paper in my mouth?! its almost as bad as rape =/" - Demoinai

This is NOT a kabuki outfit!!!!!!!

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Why not trying your life in EASY MODE first?

So they banned nunchuks. Well, I found a way around that law... hehehe. ..

Human, save me! The ground is lava!!

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"i should smack lord right now, but im too disgusted by him >_> my god, sticking a peice of paper in my mouth?! its almost as bad as rape =/" - Demoinai