Aaaauuuugghhhh!!! My body oil caught fire!!!

Where the hell is all my cooking oil??

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground came a... dang it Jed... A TRACER ROUND?!?

i wonder when Jed A is going to bring another squirrel-nya~

It took me many years of training to be allowed to hold this pose, and this pose only!!

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...Sailor Moon says.... you can change the world one A.R.K. at a time. ^_^

the statue of liberty doesnt have anything on me

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KILLING MY PAST SELF TO PREVENT MISTAKES MY FUTURE SELF MAKES- LOL

There I was, doing an awesome aerial attack move on my Nemesis,as he's standing on the roof of a house...then a big crash... next thing, I come too and I'm here...

I was glad at first when they finally put out that fire, then I found out Jed was going to try to deep fry a cat in crude oil.

*wakes up* huh? what time is it? is that the sunset? *goes back to sleep*

My foot was asleep? Oh no its waking up! Oh oh oh oh, pain pain. Though I really like this pain, feels kind of good... Ohohoh! Don't curl the toes, don't curl the toes!!