Why do I always get selected for these ribbon cutting ceremonies?

O.o
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.....

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If the world ends tomorrow.... I don't give a damn.

These guys take the wearing white after labor day thing way too seriously.

I hate color contact lenses...

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Why not trying your life in EASY MODE first?

I have this weird craving for chocolate.......

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If the world ends tomorrow.... I don't give a damn.

I wonder if this blade can cut a tomato.

I hope this teacup carnival ride ends soon or this high collar is going to channel my lunch right down the front of my tshirt...

Yeah..... so my pinkeye hasn't gotten any better, doc. I'm kinda concerned about it. People are looking at me weird... like they're scared of me. Some even flee in terror. My... scary red eyes.. *sniff*
Please help me. There must be some kind of prescription available that can cure this.

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"i should smack lord right now, but im too disgusted by him >_> my god, sticking a peice of paper in my mouth?! its almost as bad as rape =/" - Demoinai

I will mess up my make up if I cry, so I will settle for shaking my fist with fury.

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If the world ends tomorrow.... I don't give a damn.

I have a craving for pancakes today. Why do I think of food when I'm fighting?