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@$$-kicker
 01/07/09 08:28PM (Read 52693 times)  
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The name says it all, post quotes and sayings that make you laugh.

Example: "When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."

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Captain.Crunch
 01/07/09 10:30PM  
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Crunch-a-tize me Cap'n!!!
 
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Kakashi-Sensei
 01/07/09 10:42PM  
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret. Laughing Out Loud

 
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 01/08/09 03:48AM  
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"I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an emeny kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He thin asked Kandora for power! And then-!" - Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

My evil plushy is plotting your doom as you foolishly continue to read this signature!!! O-o
 
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Lord Il
 01/08/09 06:10PM  
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ďIíve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I donít like eating fish. And I know thatís very popular out there in Africa."

- Britney Spears

Rolling Eyes

"i should smack lord right now, but im too disgusted by him >_> my god, sticking a peice of paper in my mouth?! its almost as bad as rape =/" - Demoinai
 
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Im With Stupid
 01/08/09 07:47PM  
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Quote by: Lord+Il

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa."

- Britney Spears

Rolling Eyes



Oh! My! God!

Even if you rip the pictures out of Playboy, you're still getting caught reading Playboy. - Pat Boivin
 
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Kakashi-Sensei
 01/08/09 08:20PM  
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Quote by: %40%24%24-kicker

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."



Laughing Out Loud now THAT is what i call a classic quote, who said that anyways?

 
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@$$-kicker
 01/08/09 08:24PM  
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The late great Rodney Dangerfield!

Even though I wanted to break my addiction to Chuck Norris jokes, Kakashi your quote just got me hooked again!!!

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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Lord Il
 01/08/09 09:34PM  
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Quote by: Lord+Il

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa."

- Britney Spears

Rolling Eyes



Oh! My! God!


Yeah, I know.
Not sure if I should laugh at that quote or just shake my head in pure disgust. O.o

And here's another from the geographically challanged Britney..


ďI get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.Ē


ó Britney Spears

*sip*

"i should smack lord right now, but im too disgusted by him >_> my god, sticking a peice of paper in my mouth?! its almost as bad as rape =/" - Demoinai
 
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Anonymous: Demoinai
 01/09/09 12:57AM  



Going to use my current obsession for these (2 are in screenshot form, its easier to apply context that way).

"I'm not going to let these vampires beat--" "They're zombies, francis!" "Whatever!"


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j278/Demoinai/l4d_hospital04_interior0000.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j278/Demoinai/l4d_airport04_terminal0001.jpg

 
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