Ugly people exist, no matter how you want to apply that term. And I wore a skirt once. Pretty sure it was cotton. And I doubt a skirt will keep anything down, since it's so far away from it. Wet towels can't even keep it down.
and you can tape your boobs. i've seen a guy with b cups that was taped... i was working one night and he came and ordered food.. i started laughing and pulled my co-worker to me and said look at that ugly girl then the cashierr turned around big eyed and
I wouldn't look good in anything that requires breasts. Penises get in the way of things too. And I know what you meant, haz. But know, I haven't, if only for lack of the clothing to do so with. I've wanted loose socks since high school.